Nostalgia is a bitch.

sinistersaz:

Colin Mochrie and Wayne Brady. I love these guys!

reblogging forever.

80 years from now;

Me: *falls*
Granddaughter: GRANDMA ARE YOU OKAY?
Me: *laughs* HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP
Granddaughter: Grandma this isn't the time for your old 2000 jokes!
Me: WATCH OUT WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE
Granddaughter: GRANDMA!
Me: YOLO

Wandering around a Walmart parking lot at 4 AM looking for a place to throw out a bunch of fried chicken. Littering like a crazy hobo.

retrogasm:

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My name is Lauren and I'm an 18 year old curious eccentric who will try anything once. I don't believe it's possible to find anyone else like me. I love orange and pumpkin flavored things and I can compare my life to a pansexual platypus compulsively bleaching its anus. I like to make people laugh and watch avant-garde films in which Willem Dafoe isn't wearing pants.

I am obsessed with serial killers, Albert Fish being my favorite to research. My favorite thing to do is watch classic movies, and my favorite past time is pacing back and forth listening to music. I like to take stupid ass pictures of myself and I believe in trying everything once. I never shut the fuck up. I love the way I am.

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